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Ingilizce fıkralar
İngilizce öğrenme sürecini eğlenceli hale getirmek için fıkra okumak yararlı bir yöntem :)
Arogones: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Bosque: Yes, of course.
Arogones: Great! I never could before!
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Teacher: Maria please show America on the map.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Good. Then kid, who discovered America?
Class: Maria did ,teacher.
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“Am I the first man you have ever loved?” John asked.
“Of course,” Linda answered “Why do men always ask the same question?”.
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Ashly: I’m in a big trouble!
Jason: Why is that?
Ashly: I saw a mouse in my house!
Jason: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a mouse trap.
Ashly: I don’t have one.
Jason: Well then, buy one.
Ashly: Can’t afford one.
Jason: I can give you mine if you want.
Ashly: That sounds good.
Jason: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Ashly: I don’t have any cheese.
Jason: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Ashly: I don’t have oil.
Jason: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Ashly: I don’t have bread.
Jason: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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bi fıkra ancak bu kadar komik olmaz :D
Teacher: Maria please show America on the map.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Good. Then kid, who discovered America?
Class: Maria did ,teacher.
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Nasrettin Hodja's donkey was stolen. In stead of consolling, his neighbours were blaming him saying.
"You should have locked the shed,"
"Didn't you hear any noises?"
"You should have tied the donkey securely."
Nasrettin Hodja listened patiently, for awhile and finnaly said,
"Well, you are putting all the blame on me. Do you think the thief was innocent?"